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A professional paintball player, often regarded as the best in the world. Made history in 2006 by joining the Los Angeles Ironmen with a signing bonus of $100,000.
Oliver Lang once again led team Ironmen to victory
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A funny fake name to give as an alius. The last name sounds Russian, and all together it sounds like "All of her clothes off." It's essential that every guy out there have an alius, that way when ugly bitches come up to you and ask your name, you wont have to be a dick and tell them that the sight of them offends the senses.
Ugly Bitch: Hey there cuttie!! I'm Jessica, what's your name? Me: Uhh... High there, I'm uhh... Oliver Klozoff Jessica: Ooh, are you part Russian? Me: Uhhh I guess....
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(Nown) A man who has Black hair, Broad shoulders and looks like a Rapist/ Serial Killer (the two interchangeable).
He kind of fits the 'Oliver Morris' Category doesn't he? No, Nevermind. He actually looks kind of nice
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A racist term for greek people. They have many olives in their country and they pick them, just as black people picked cotton.
White dude 1: Hey look at that Greek dude picking olives like a nigger!
White Dude 2: Yeah he's an olive nigger
Greek Dude: Gamoto Malaka!
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when someone tries to grow their hair out (starting from bald) resulting in only patches of growth sporadically placed over their head.
That dude has fuzz on his head. No, no wait it’s just his rusty olive.
Timmy got burned in an unfortunate “light a fart on fire” accident, now his head looks like a rusty olive.
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A hot British male that appeared in the movie "What a Girl Wants," and "Raise Your Voice." He's a very talented musician and can sing his arse off.
He was born on June 1, 1980.
He is also known as Reese's HUSBAND.
Did you see that boat scene in, "What a Girl Wants?" Oliver looked so damn hot in that.
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The gryffindor quidditch captin that makes my pussy throb whenever he's on screen.
My friend: Oliver Wood is ugly!
Me: Shut the fuck up retard you simp for draco you have no right to say who's ugly and who is not.