100 percent pure death shot

a cup of patrone with a full can of skoal chewing tobacco crushed in like a mojito.

bartender, can I get a 100 percent pure death shot? Thank you goodbye.

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1 2 Miss A Few 99 100

The easiest way to count to 100.

bob: wana play hide and seek
dave: ok dude
bob: i'll count
dave: alright, guess I'll hide then (runs to hide)
bob: 1 2 miss a few 99 100.. Found You
dave: Hey, no fair dude
bob: what?

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100 likes and ill go sicko mode

100 likes and ill go sicko mode is when you are so dank up to the point where everybody in the room starts t-posing on little children and grabbing them by the cheeks.

Let's go 100 likes and ill go sicko mode on those little kids.

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i'll give you 100 dollars

When a bitch dares you to do something and doesn't keep his promise.

Dick;I'll give you 100 dollars.

Victim; Ok * Breaks neck*.
Dick; * Doesn't give 100 dollars *.
Medical bill: 100 dollars.

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100% real no fake 1 link Mega

CREEMEESREALAWEONAOENSERIONOVIRUSFULLHD4K

DESCARGA YA MINECRAFT POCKET EDITION ULTIMA VERSION 100% real no fake 1 link Mega

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Lego Star Wars : The Skywalker Saga 100%

People who are no life social rejects have gotten 100% completion on the videogame Lego Star wars the Skywalker Saga

Drew Benjamin Almquist : Cash Thomas Warren has Lego Star Wars : The Skywalker Saga 100% he is such a nerd

Maximus Apostolos Sinanis : Yeah he is a no life nerd

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media3.giphy.com/media/iEivb6DyFoJJm/100.webp

The link for the GIF of the cat taking off their glasses, except it's missing the "http ://" part.

Little Timmy: "I used inspect element, selected the cat gif, and it sent me to 'media3.giphy.com/media/iEivb6DyFoJJm/100.webp'! How cool is that, Mom?"

Mom: "Your father and I are getting a divorce."

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