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" Nuttin but net," often used as a basketball term, takes on a double meaning. When the male pulls out of his partner's anus, there is a larger than normal hole. The man then ejaculates into the anus without touching the sides.
he shoots....nuttin but net
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Nothing but net is the name of an entire category of some of the most intimate sexual positions. The criteria that a sexual position must meet in order to be considered part of the nothing but net category is rigidly defined as any position such that only genitals are touching.
Paying homage to its namesake, it is considered top form to make a "swish" sound at the outset of a nothing but net position. Neglecting to "swish" at adequate volume greatly increases risk of penile fracture.
For a couple containing a male that is not well endowed, it is likely that only limited exploration of the nothing but net category will take place due to anatomical restrictions only permitting a just the tip (or JT squared) scenario.
Fucking in the airplane bathroom, we had to hold the walls so tight it was nothing but net.
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A net sewn into swim trunks or running shorts, to prevent the coin purse from slapping against the thigh.
The inner net in my short shorts prevented the crowd from seeing my ballsack while I was running the hurdles.
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the sum of jet-lag-like symptoms caused by watching a series of matches (e.g. the FIFA World Cup) live, in the small hours of the night, due to major national time differences, over a period of days or weeks (with "net" referring to the net in soccer, or tennis, or volleyball, etc.)
There are still two late-night World Cup matches to watch! Football has caused me a lot of very late nights this month, and I'm blooming knackered, suffering from an acute case of "net lag"!
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Next door. Commonly used by crumpets (the black kind). See: Schwamp.
"We go net doh to da schwamp."
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Ghetto version of net flix and chill
Cum lets watch a film i got net flix and bust
An adjectival suffix appended to conveny dissapointment or condemnation when describing something of marginal or limited value or quality.
(Derived from the perceived disparity in the value or quality of websites ending in .com vs .net)
Individual A: "Kimmie thinks this bar is cool, but everyone here is fat and boring."
Individual B: "Yeah, cool... dot net."
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