One-eyed zipper rat

a penis

"Show the one-eyed zipper rat just where to hide his nose"

tugging the one eyed snake

masturbating.
Jacking off.

Beating the meat.

Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!

One-eyed King

The smart one among a group of idiots.

The one-eyed king is teaching them to boil water

One Eyed Trouser Puppy

Cute little love wand.

She fell in love with my one eyed trouser puppy.

One eyed wal-eye

A penis.

Godfrey, really likes One eyed wal-eye's.

one eyed Dave

When you get super drunk and high and think you know everything about sports.

That guy turned into a one eyed Dave, fuck him.

One eyed tuna

When your boyfriend is going down on you and your pussy is sensitive but he won't stop. Clock him with the palm of your hand in the eye. He will rise up mouth gaping, and moist, winking one eye gasping.

I had a great cum but he wouldn't stop so I have him a " one eyed tuna"