Horse One In

Inserting ones rather large manhood into a women's vagina.

Oliver; "Mate, I really fancy that bird"
Chun; "Why don't you just horse one in?"

One of the Guys

The female version of the friendzone. This phrase is used to indicate a female who is viewed as a platonic, non-sexual entity to a male or group of male friends. The moment a female is referred to as "one of the guys", she becomes aware that if she has any romantic feelings towards any of the males in the group (or, specifically, the male who referred to her in that way)--it is a moot point. Her male friends will come to her to talk about their bad relationships or advice on what gifts to get their girlfriends. If she does get a boyfriend outside of the group, they may find it very difficult to accept her any longer--as there is now competition for her time--and it may bring about the abrupt realization that she is, in fact, a "girl".

Anna: Oh, hey guys. You all got dates for the party?
Alfred: Yep.
Arthur: Nope.
Anna: Oh, well, we could go together, Arthur.
Arthur: Haha, no! You're like 'one of the guys', Anna. It would be like going with Alfred.
Alfred: You wish.
Anna:.....ah. I see.

Elizabetha: Hey, Anna--did you ask Arthur about the party?
Anna: Yeah. He told me I was "one of the guys".
Elizabetha:....oh. Sorry, Anna.

Anna: I don't get it--am I ugly?
Elizabetha: No, no--they just look at you like a sister. Completely platonic.
Anna: I thought guys didn't do that.
Elizabetha: Well, the media says they don't---but they're actually just as human as us.

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One deeper

When describing the real DJ Hanzel

Dillon - "Yo Hanzel, so what happened yesterday at the MDBP?" DJHanzel - "More like MDPeiceOfShitParty! That was the first party that I've played in my life, I went one deeper, so hard that Diplo got scared and kicked me off, piece of shit!"

"Nobody will ever go deeper than DJ Hanzel, that guy slept for 6 days straight"

"DJ Hanzel is one that does not simply go too deep"

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what a one

1:When someone tells a really awesome joke or says something totally unique.

2: A verbal moment between two friends.

Hahaha that's hilarious!
What a one!

KRS -ONE

Shitted On Nelly's Bitch Ass. That's what Nelly gets for tryin to come at his neck. One of the greatest of all time...

"Yo Nelly, You ain't for real and you ain't universal/ your whole rap style sounds like a N-SYNC commercial... I'm gonna tell you, let's give hip-hop a lift/ and don't buy Nelly's album on June 25th /That'll send a message back to all those sellouts/House n!gga rappin, your bottom just fell out/You don't even know how/ I told you I wasn't talking about you then, but I'm talking about you now!"

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Cweet One

Usually used towards a peng gal with big bunda

For Example:
"Oi Miss Your a Cweet One and you got mad bunda"

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Real one

A real one is a person that won’t turn on you. You don’t have to be related to them, but you call them family.

I can always count on him, he’s one of my real ones.

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