Paint Huffer

The quiet girl in the back of art class who sniffs acrylic paint. Then asks to be babysat. Usually dorky, will never get high or laid any other way.

Catherine, she be a PAINT HUFFER.

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Finger Paint

To finger fuck a blobbing biatch - useful if you have a taste for jam (see jam eater/s), or if you have run out of teabags and Dracula is coming for tea (see Vampires teabag)

"...To finger paint is not a sin,
I put my middle finger in,
your monthly blood is what I win,
I'm in your house now let me spin..."
From RHCP's Purple Stain (Californication, 1999 Warner Bros)

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Painted Whore

1.A prostitute who wears a lot of make-up and has sex for money.

2. Referenced in the hit television drama "Supernatural", season 6 episode 15 "The French Mistake".

3. A promiscuous women who compromises people for personal gain.

1."Oh crap, I'm a painted whore" -Dean Winchester

2."Why do painted whore's wear so much make-up?"

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paint balls

anglo saxon. adj. The aroma originating from a dude's sack after sweating profusely for hours at a time. (There is no common cur for this phenomenon; although a shower is known to help)

"I went to T-bag Horace, and was forced to abort the mission after discovering the fowl stench of his stagnent paint-balls

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painting the clubhouse

when a guy jacks himself off

Jerry was painting the clubhouse when Alli left.

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tux paint

a retarded painting app on the computer

when does that motherfucker ever get off tux paint

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Paint the Taint

The act of a man pulling his cock out just before orgasm and ejaculating on a woman's crotch, coating it from pussy to ass.

Just as I was about to cum I felt the need to paint the taint so I pulled out and sprayed her crotch with a ferocity and volume I have never known before.

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