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(n.) one who has done a massive wet crap in their pants. Most of the time, the poop can be seen seeping through the underware, etc, and usually there is a horrendous odor associated with him/her.
\"Yo! Did u see that Poopsie pants over there?!?!? He was leaving a streak of messy poo when he walked past!\"
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The pants you wore yesterday, also the first place to check when you can't find your keys,wallet or cell phone.
Guy 1: I can't find my car keys
Guy 2: Did you check your yesterday pants?
Guy 1: Oh yeah there they are. Thanks.
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When someone wants to ask someone out, you put "the balls in the pants". Mostly used for girls who want to ask out a guy. Can also be used for a guy who has been longing for a girl for a long time but doesn't have the balls to confess.
Variations can be just saying the phrase, or putting super balls in each pocket to give you courage.
Jocelyn: I really really really like him but I can't tell him. What if he says no? What should I do.
Jasmine: I think it's time for you to put the balls in the pants.
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1)pants that have festive decorative value and thus make one happy 2)pants that increase one's mojo
for best results, pants should be worn on saturday night.
1)I've got my special pants with the little doggies on them :).
2)Hey Will...it's Saturday night. Are you wearing your special pants?
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pants not meant for public viewing, such as sweats or pajamas, worn to signify the end of productivity
Sara: "I just don't understand why kids these days walk around in their tacky sleep clothing."
Joe: "You got me, Snookums. I know it's too early in the day to throw on my quitter pants."
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Definition of someone having had sex with two different people the same night.
- You can call me mr. two pants!
- Why?
- I had sex with two girls yesterday. One before dinner and the other behind the old sfinx in the garden
- Oh, cool!
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origin: Scottish
(from gaelic 'farnter' meaning flame-haired)
fanta pants refers to a true ginger minge, natural orange collar and cuffs.
"phoar, look at that hottie, she's a red-head, but d'ya think she's a fanta pants?"
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