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Basically when candidate on a military course like basic or something along those lines is such a shitbag the rest of the candidates pin the victim down in the night while they sleep, and beat them with socks full of bars of soap.
We gave Pte fuckstick a sock parade last night maybe he will preform better.
1. Any candy that is found on the street and then consumed; does not necessarily have have to originate from a parade.
2. Picking up a hooker from a notorious prostitution boulevard.
1. That tootsie roll on the ground is still fairly unopened, love me some parade candy.
2. Griff was feeling horny so he drove down to North Ave. looking to score some parade candy
When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.
Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)
Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
A clever organisation about having biblical music taste and instead of jesus we admire Johnny f**King marr. The official social media page for the bright parade posts indie memes that they actually made (unlike oasismaniaoffical.)
Person 1: noel > liam, hang the DJ!!
Person 2: you have biblical taste!! You should follow the bright parade on insta because you would like their posts.
Person one: thankyou fellow human.
A veritable treasure trove of talent
Dude I was walking into class today and the quad was a goddamn babe parade
Whenever someone honks a horn from a vehicle, such as a bus horn or car horn, and plays it in a melody.
John: "Daniel, did you hear about what the bus driver did?"
Daniel: "No, what'd he do?"
John: "He did a honk parade of the song 'Jingle Bells' by James Lord Pierpoint!"
Something (usually a project of some kind) you tend to dread early and when it comes, since you've been putting off prep work, you will suffer from a variety of bad times.
That project that was due later this month has become a Procrastinator Parade for all the employees.