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An insult referring to another persons intelligence
(Bob trips over nothing)
Fred: You peanut crap!!
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In the late 19th century a street corner vendor selling peanuts, fruit and other snacks. In the early 20th century a train-bound vendor of newspapers, snacks, gossip and travel tips.
He started as a peanut butcher but retired as a Pullman Porter.
Drink one to the fireman, one to the brakeman,
One to the engineer,
And one to the peanut butcher man
For comin’ back year after year.
-Bent Roses, The Peanut Butcher
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a variation of the peanut butter sandwich. However this process involves the use of a burger bun rather than ordinary white/whole wheat/ whatever bread you use.
Child: "Hey Mom can i have a peanut butter sandwich?"
Mother: "Sorry hun, were out of bread"
Child: "Fuck it, ill just have a peanut burger
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The dried semen that you scratch off of sheets before putting them in the washing machine.
The other night while doing laundry I have scratch my peanut dust off before I washed my sheets.
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Diarrhea that is full off nuts looks like peanut butter
After eating a whole tub of stale out of date nuts I knew i was cursed to a full week of peanut butter
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Someone who cannot pee...most of the times a boy....and most of the times member of a bean family called Arachis hypogaea.
"wow....the toilet is occupied for 6 hours now could you pls hurry up?" reply:
- yes sorry it's me AlexF the peanut boy.....
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A creamy delectabe spread usually consumed after one drowns an innocent fish.
":( ..... i just DRONEDED my fish!"
"um... have some peanut butter"
"o .... yay!"
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