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A nice calm person who has infinite candy in his van. Pedophiles are people who will help you pick up the soap if you drop it! If you see a pedophile get in his van.
"omg! that nice pedophile just gave me a bunch of candy and let me live in his van.
A person who is attracted to children, aka Sick people who should seek help.
"Yo dude, did you hear? Our friend Lucas is a pedophile!"
The walking down a street...
Kids: Run Nigga the pedophile is back
This person is a pedophile because they are married to a short woman.
“Oh my god, you’re literally a pedophile,” says the Twitter muncher to the person talking about shaving their legs.
“ it’s literally so minor” -Ryan
“Omg you like minors! You pedophile!”
“Yes.” -Ryan