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When you slurp something down your gullet without chewing
Person 1: Aww, man, what should I do with this food? I don't know the best way to eat it.
Person 2: When in doubt, just pop it down like a peeled grape. It's great! Or should I say, grape? Laughs maniacally.
Person 1: ...
A two-faced Bible-thumping liar and fraud who liked to squealingly merge into traffic and remove layers of financial resources from his followers.
Norman Vincent Peel always said that "positive thinking can make someone rich" --- what he was really meaning was that YOUR positive thinking could make HIM rich! :P
a joke so corny that you laugh because of the awkwardness. Said by teachers, especially former physicists. The most legendary but unfunny jokes ever
peele joke:
Mr. Peele: Can anyone explain the problem on the board?
Class: *silence*
Mr. Peele: *pretends to tap an imaginary microphone* Is this thing on?
A state whose residents would largely vote for a literal banana peel in a presidential election of it was nominated by the GOP.
Yeah Trump dominated Tennessee in the 2020 election. They’re a banana peel state.
To make someone feel bad, small, insecure, or naked. To hurt your feelings.
Dont make me your lemons are to fragile.
No, Im sorry dont i didnt mean it, dont peel my lemon.
This term refers to a male doing the deed, and he does the first 90% of the action with a condom on, but removes it for the final 10% of the action. This includes finishing inside of them.
Ivan: “Hey, I heard you got with Zee last night.”
Rodnald: “Yeah bro, I was there for 30 mins then just took the condom off.”
Ivan: “Dang bro, you were peeling bañaña?”
Rodnald: “Type shit.”