The torturous subject that slowly drains you of your sanity until you have -1000000 sanity level
Hey he took physics, look now he is dead
physics is a normal human life thing that we use for everyday life
but we all lack it WE CANT ALL APPRECIATE HOW OUR DAD LEAVES YOU TO GO TO THE STORE AND NEVER COMES BACK EVEN THOUGH HE SAID HE WAS JUST GOING TO GET MILK. AND ON BRING YOUR DAD TO SCHOOL DAY YOUR MOM HAS TO WEAR A MUSTACHE TO SCHOOL JUST SO YOU CAN FIT IN WITH THE OTHER KIDS.
anyways physics is WHY YOU CANT HAVE ANY DAD.......
"WOW DUD LEF ME FO HOE....."
"BUT I LOVE PHYSICS!"
*eternally crying*
Some ruler of the world that makes laws like gravity and motion. There is even a whole class on him.
Physics Rules!
OK i know this isn't a definition but tomorrow i have physics exams and its 9 pm and i still haven't studied pls help me istg u send help ill love u forever.It is literally so hard we are learning about distance and stupid stuff and i have an exam tomorrow and i need to learn like 100 more definitions .Ill probably study until 10 pm THEN ILL SLEEP IDC and ill wake up aty 5 and study for another 2 hours until it becomes 7.Wish me luck and dont let this definition floop because i swear to god .ok anyways byeee. btw ily millie bobby brown -alexia
omg i have a physics exam tomorrow and still havent studied
The science of observing the affects of gravity, radiation (can be found in any fast food store) etc...
A way to demonstrate physics is walking up to a random person and punching them in the face, the result you should get is them falling to the ground, if they do not prepare to have their fist embeded into your face.
Guy: whats that mark on your face?
Other guy: Oh I demonstrated physics to my friend.
if something falls, it eventually hits the ground.
"it hit the ground cuz physics like wtf"
One of the most important academic subjects. It is supposedly "taught" in high schools at the "college level".
I can't wait to use my knowledge of physics to invent a new particle accelerator at JPL.