piper is so cool! i love them hes so nice to me and is very sweet:D
“do you know piper?”
“oh yeah! he’s the coolest!”
“mhm! i love them:)”
A Piper is someone worthy of love. They may believe that they're a burden, annoying, or constantly need to put up a front. None of that is true, if your name is Piper and you're seeing this, hi! You're incredible. You've never been a burden, not one bit annoying, and you don't need to force yourself to be someone else just to make people happy. You're incredible and talented, you're loved by everyone around you, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Shout out to all the Pipers out there!!! I love you!
"Piper is so sweet, I'm so happy whenever they come online."
"Damn when are you two gonna start dating?"
The mighty honourable Jake Piper has 4 laws, and his first is simple.
Forget the minus.
Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"
Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."
Big fat munter
Biggest munter in outwood
Piper carnley is a big fat munter