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cake on a plate

The most desired food of Neil. Often found accompanied with orange juice.

Ah, yes I was just sitting down telling my amusing story, whilst some man stole my cake on a plate. He says he was proper banged.

by Random Dude January 14, 2005

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Skid Plate

Another word for moron.

Hey skid plate, you just sat on my glasses.

by Zotch March 24, 2017

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Cheese plate

When you wipe your hand on your sweaty balls and touch someone’s face with it.

β€œ Dude Tyler was so slumped last night I gave him a cheese plate to try and wake him up”

by Big steamy beef February 13, 2020

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quigley plate

the meal which, when dining with one or more persons, falls well below the quality of all other food at the table. While not an absolute, the more dining companions rave about the deliciousness of their meal, the higher the probability of one sucky meal. There exists no hierarchy of probability based on price of meal or restaurant.

Katy knew even before her first bite that she had the quigley plate, her co-workers curry dishes were studded with emerald colored broccoli florets and hers was smeared with ashen lumps of canned mushroom.

by iheartwords July 29, 2009

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plate breaker

A Greek descendant, the term was derived from one of their oldest and most cherished rituals.

I hate that John Stamos. He's such a dirty plate breaker.

by the almighty turd sandwich March 30, 2008

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Plate Tetris

Occurs when a person, usually a waitress, needs to shift around many plates on a table in order to put down one more plate because of a lack of space.

Did you see that waitress? She had to play Plate Tetris to get all their orders on the table!

by rushringleader December 28, 2009

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skip plate

When an overweight individual produces fecal matter and is not able to sufficiently wipe the affected area, it leaves an unattended area of skipped fecal matter also known as 'skip plate'.

See above definition of skip plate.

by 911 and Cali August 27, 2009

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