nigger please

Express your desire to become a black person.

Rob: Yesterday I was banging this broad and half way through she proclaimed I was hung like an ant.

Mark: Ah, we don't have that problem :)

Rob: Nigger please.

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PLEASE DIE

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John: PLEASE DIE

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easy to please

a state of mind when you can listen to almost any music and still like it.

usually happens to music addicts.

Dude listens to Nirvana CD. Doesn't like it.

Next Day:Gets in the easy to please mood and listens again.
Now Nirvana is his fave band.

-R.I.P. Kurt-

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dick please

A typical response from a woman to a man when she's urgin' for a splurgin'.

Man: What can I get you?

Woman: Dick please.

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nigger please

When a goddamn Honkey tries to patronize a Brotha, tryin to make it all polite, when he ain't tryin to be polite. Quite an insult, and political suicide. Unless it's Brotha-2-Brotha, cause we takin it back from you, uncle Cracka! Nigga Please!

Uncle cracka, nigger please, we been waitin fo centuries to tear a gaping hole in yo lillie white ass. Now we done it. Nigga please. Gimme some fried chicken, cause we do love chicken. Watermelon, we love it...but watermelon sandwich, NIGGA PLEASE!

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Bitch Please

The phrase said to a bitch/hoe right before u tap dat ass.

Bitch please, get on yo handz and knees... take that shit!

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Please proceed, Governor

When somebody thinks they're about to outsmart you and you encourage them to keep going, knowing you have a fact ready to completely humiliate them.

Mitt Romney: "You said in the Rose Garden the day after the attack, it was an act of terror... is that what you're saying?
Barack Obama: "Please proceed, Governor"
...
Romney humiliated by debate moderator

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