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When someone pulls their man parts out and puts them over his wrist. Then proceeds to ask people what time it is pointing to his new watch.
Bob- Hey Jim I think my polish watch is broken can you check?
Jim- damn-it Bob put that away...
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The act of placing one's testicles in melted butter and dragging them across your friend's face, followed by a dash of glitter.
Guy 1: Dude, Jimmy passed out last night...I totally gave him a polished marble.
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It's not Polish Water without some vodka in it.
When I can't take shots I sip on Polish Water.
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when you are fucking a girl in the "wheelbarrel" position and you start kicking her tits
last night i gave a polish bycycle to a whore, and she made me pay double.
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Any act performed on a male penis.
I don't care if male athletes like to polish chrome on the side why does sexuality matter in sports?
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A girl that believes she is high and mighty that takes it anyhwere you put it.
This Polish Princessa took it straight to the ass after dipping my nuts in Jogabella.
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When a female with braces is giving you head and she scrapes you dick with her braces.
That slut gave me a Polish Beartrap so I bitch slapped her.
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