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poon tuner

controlling the way a girl moans by eating her pussy a certain way

"I didn't like the way my girl moans, so I had to give her a poon tuner"

by TooSmooth March 25, 2012

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Poon Hammer

1. The act of hammering a Poon; (V)

2. A long erected object used to hammer Poons; (N)

Where were you last night? I was Poon hammering.

Man, thats a nice poon hammer you have there.

by Jacob Bowman October 9, 2008

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Poon Mongler

One who conquers large and abundant quantities of delicious poon, ie The Creeper or Regis Philbin.

The Poon Mongler claimed yet another victim to his charm.

by poononymous July 28, 2006

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gee poon

a wide set flaming vagina

i went to the doctors last week, and he told me i had a gee poon

by geepoon August 17, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poon Dong

Ancient 80 year old Chinese gentleman with a Fu Manchu beard looking to get laid, as played by David Carradine in the movie Crank 2: High Voltage.

That Poon Dong is nasty!

by Ricky Verona April 25, 2011

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beer poon

A chick whose sole purpose in life is to play beer pong at house or frat parties.

Can often be found in her native environment whoring the far end of the designated pong table drunkenly shaking her hips to some mysterious beat between shots.

THAT GIRL IS SUCH A BEER POON BRAH, WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET TO PLAY

by Ballus Maximus March 21, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Slay The Poon

The act of a young man (usually of high school or college age) having sexual relations with a girl without intending to stay with her, usually used by one young man to one of his male peers so that he might brag about how manly he is.

Dillon: "So did you slay the poon, or what with that girl last night?"
Mike: "Nahh dude, bitch didn't want to give it out."

by dm AbsoluteZero March 3, 2008

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