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A game often played by pre-teens who have run out of pot and need to occupy themselves. First, all the Cardinals convene, then when a new Pope is chosen, white smoke billows out of the empty bong. The new Pope chooses his royal name (something to the effect of G-Money, or Pube XVI), and then his position is secured by placing an empty Fedex box on his head.
Good times playing Fedex Pope.
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To describe something a that doesn't make sense, or contradicts itself.
Lin: There are no library rooms available today.
Miles: What a bunch of Jewish Popes!
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In the olden days a woman tried to sneak in as pope; therefore for years, every time there was a new pope, they had a "pope penis tester" check to see if it was really a male. An assistant lifted up the robe, and when the pope penis tester saw the balls, he would proclaim in Latin "They are there" and the pope candidate was allowed to become pope
The job of the "pope penis tester" went out several centuries ago
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A transgression so offensive that it would piss off even the most good-natured person.
Andre: “Bob put his mattress outside to air out and somebody stole it!”
Jim: “That would piss off the Pope.”
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Ultimate Sith Lord.
Darth Benedict or Emperor Palpatine in disguise
rose to power after throwing Darth john paul down a mine shaft.
Pope Benedict XVI is just a cover
''fools,everything is happening ,just as I planned''.(manic laugh)
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a term for the barrel of a wave
i just got slotted into the popes bedroom
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It means rubbing one out. Jerking the yoke. The two fist shuffle. Dating Ms. Michigan. Ya know, Masterbaiting.
Everyone Loves to shake hands with the pope.
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