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pocket pretzels are a type of pretzel that you would put in your pocket and the National day for pocket pretzels is May 24th
pretzel day is on april 26, it's also the day we praise to auntie anne's and wetzels like jesus harold christ
Person 1: "it's pretzel day! i heard they have discounts."
“Hey Stacy, you gonna hit that?” *points at a guy*
“Nah Rebecca, he’s a pretzel goldfish.”
The act of eating ass at an Outback Steakhouse.
Hey, you guys tried the free pretzels at Outback?
Is number one move in all of Russian Wrestling. The body position is not important, but the move is executed when the only way to escape is to bite the opponent’s genitalia.
TK was pinned by Wilson and escaped by using the pretzel lock.
The secretary of Rebeena-Georgenotfound The leader of the silicone group
Rebeena: STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN GRETZEL PRETZEL ITS NOT GOING TO!!!
Gretzel Pretzel: Geez sorry ma'am
When she sucks on your dick for so long that it just goes limp and then it's all wet and just kinda hanging around
"Ah shit, my dick went soggy pretzel on me.... My bad..."