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When someone who tends to lie a lot is trying to talk serious for once. A Catmasters promise is a true promise that is never broken.
Its true bro, a Catmaster Promise I didn't do that.
When someone promise to you but never happened
He just malay promise me he said that he will be here 12hour ago but still said he is on the way here
When you keep promising people that you're gonna do something but in reality you're not sure that you can keep it but you promise it anyway.
Jack keeps saying he'll make it to the party but it just sounds like elephant promises.
When one promises goods and services as a kindly gesture without expecting something in return but doesn't follow through.
Dude he wasn't suppose to accept my offer. It was a Facebook promise. It's the thought that counts
A pending anal rape transaction that has yet to occur.
"Justin where are you going tonight?"
"..for a red hot promise"
A promise occupying a pinky finger per person, requiring them to be crossed, to create a binding contract.
Once bound the participants are forced to stay true to their words. If a pinky promise is to be broken the person responsible ones the other either their left nut or ovary.
"Dude, fr?"
"Yeah, pinky promise!"
A guaranteed pinky up your asshole later on.
This is why pinky promises should never be dished out so readily. People out there need to be careful.
I Pinky Promise you... (phnar phnar, snigger snigger)