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a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.
*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!
chad proceeded to not change
A lie, basically.
Commonly used by the management at The TSA Group to make you do things.
Agent 1: "My manager said that I'll be a 2IC if I follow the glide path"
Agent 2 "Dude, that's a TSA promise"
A sacred promise, similar to the pinky promise, but dealing primarily with sexual commitments.
I can't believe she made you a prinky promise. You are totally getting some action!
It's a lie. Often used to Trick younger siblings, but only works once.
All right Timmy, I toe promise that I didn't eat your candy.
The day after National Horny day, the day your girlfriend promised she'd send the nudes from the day before.
Maybe my girlfriend will finally send me the nudes she promised me, it is National Horny Promise Day after all.
Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman
Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land
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