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Ugly Puppet

Ejaculating onto a hand puppet that was used to manually stimulate the person ejaculating.

I saw Dave give Caleb an ugly puppet! Poor Kermit was a mess after wards....

by Kermit THEE Frog December 2, 2009

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butt puppet

A human anal sex toy

In prison, Bubba made the new inmate his butt puppet.

by Chimp June 23, 2003

15๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Finger Puppet

The act of placing a single finger two knuckles deep within an unsuspecting sleeping partners anus.
Lubricating aids are not used in order to ensure a tight seal.
Once the recipient of the finger wakes with a finger tightly wedged in their ass, the owner of the finger is duty bound to wiggle said buried finger and speak in a high pitched voice as one would when putting on a finger puppet show.

For 45 minutes he slowly pried her ass open to insert a finger.
When she awoke with a finger in her bum, a high pitched voice exclaimed "I'm a finger puppet and I want some cookies".

by 4Drunks December 18, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


puppet slut

A puppet slut is generally an Asian, but could be any woman who enjoys the act of anal fisting

I should give the bitch susan a call tonight, she's such a puppet slut, she'll do anything.

by Fucked mikes mom November 14, 2013

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The Puppet Show

You take a small girl, around 100 pounds and shove your hand in her ass and pick her up. You fuck her standing up while jacking yourself off through her asshole and pussy.

I introduced that little bitch to the puppet show last night!

by The Puppet Master January 6, 2018

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sick puppets

a fun craft activity for men wherein the individual crafts a sock puppet, masturbates into it until completion, then dries to be displayed as a fun and whimsical statue either in the common room or local art galleries.

It's raining out. I think I may make a few sick puppets and kill two birds with one stone.

Wonderful looking sick puppet. Very sturdy! That has got to be at least a weeks build up!

Sick Puppet showing at 8:00pm. Liquor in the front, porker in the rear, $5 admission.

I think the artist was influenced by a lot of bare backing twincest in this siamese sick puppet piece.

by Celviano February 7, 2014

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


sluz puppet

A chick (or guy) who you like to occassionally like use as a booty call and they will also do anything you like sexually for not only you but who ever you tell her to do so too, including mates, strangers etc.

" I got that sluz puppet to fuck me and three of my mates last and the guy from down the road last night"

by Sick Rotor January 16, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž