Push iron

A word scrubbers use to describe a 'bicycle'.

Phillip: 'az tha sin iz new push iron?'

Barnabas: 'ahh propa suspension 'n lot; musta cost a few bob'

Phillip: 'nar mate e nicked it frum that rich bitch's shed'

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Push Present

A gift that materialistic women have come to expect for willingly carrying a child for 9 months.

"We're running out of diapers and baby supplies like crazy, and all this b!tch can talk about is the diamonds she wants for her push present."

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pushing flannel

When you have to take a shit so bad that it's popping out of your asshole and pushing into your flannel underpants.

I drank to much free coffee during that training session and now I'm seriously pushing flannel.

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push-kart

1. A kart that you push

2. Somebody else's car that you overheard about in a conversation

3. Your own car as insulted by your neighbour

4. You, you fucking push-kart

1. "Hey that kid has a small kart and he is pushing it, but what, oh what do you call that kart?"

"It is called a push-kart my dear sir."

"Thank you Mabel, for now I am more educated than ever."

"Shut up."

2. "Hey that guy's ..... his car......yeah a push-kart........it is.. yeah..."

3. "Your car is a push-kart you fucking divv!!!"

"What the fuck do you mean you little shit?"

"Go on urbandictionary you twat and figure out for your-fucking-self!"

4. "That's right, you heard me you push-kart"

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push for pizza

The easiest way to order pizza ever.

Dude, push for pizza.

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Hook'n Push

1)The process of "hooking" your arm around a girls waist and then placing your hand on her back and "pushing" her upper body downward, then proceeding to ram her.

I would definitely hook'n push that girl.

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George Push

1.when you try to fart and you think of things that make you angry like george bush's stupid mistakes and accidently shit your brains out. ( not to be confused with james brown stains)

2. a very strong shove or push involving force on large obejects that will make you release your bowels which isent nice....at all.

Tom, " what the hell is that smell, did someone leave james brown stains?"

Jeph. " no that my friend was a george push."

Tom, " get the hell out of my car"

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