Polishing the Brass Rail

The use of sexal acts/favors to attempt to obtain a promotion in the workplace. Most commonly referring to executive level promotions.

Bob would be working in the mailroom instead of the sixth floor if he wasn't polishing the brass rail.

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Slam some rails

to snort cocaine

you wanna go to the bathroom so we can slam some rails !?!?

sale clothes rail

A man who is being dragged around women's clothes shops during a sale and being used to carry around the hundreds of items their partner thinks they like the look of until they finally decide to pay.

Woman: Time to get up for the sales!
Man: Piss off, it's boxing day and I'm too hung over to be your sale clothes rail. Go by yourself
Woman: GET UP NOW!
...
Woman:
Hmm, I like this. Hold this.
This would go nice with my shoes, hold this.
Hold these.
Do you think I'd look good in this? Can you hold it and I'll try it on.
I'll buy this, I can always bring it back. Hold this for me.
...
Woman:
Actually, the queue is a bit long. We'll be here ages. Just leave all the stuff and we'll look in another shop instead.

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off the rails

the state in which a teenager drops all future prospects in light of gettin haaeewwlll and playin for the burgh

Ethan went off the rails when he went to the burgh

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railed then tossed to the tracks

An expression defined as a man (bro) engaging in sexual relations with a woman (slampiece or broad) and once the female has performed the task of pleasuring the man, either in forms of vaginal intercourse (slayin' poon), anal penetration (hittin' that ass), or oral sex (gettin' dome); the man no longer has any productive use for the worthless broad. Thus, the man will easily dispose and discard of the woman by "tossing her to the railroad tracks." Problem solved.

One who has successfully completed this process is known as a "conductor."

Broserker: bro, did u end up nailin' that sheba last night?
BrodaciousFlow: yea man, that hoochie got railed then tossed to the tracks like a used rubber.
*fist bump*

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Nose slide a rail

Code for snorting a line of a powdered drug, preferably cocaine.

Tom and Pete are snorting coke in the basement while Toms mom is around.
Pete says: Hey Tom, wanna nose slide a rail real fast?
Tom says: Sure bro *winks*

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rail friend

Non-premium, or second-tier, friend, akin to rail drink with non-premium alcohol.

Damn, Jim had to cancel so we have an extra ticket. We're down to rail friends, but let's invite Bill.

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