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Jon: work is boring
Jeff: yeah I think I'm going home
Jon: How do you rate?
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This rating system originated in the bowels of Las Vegas by one of the city's finest and foremost authority on the quality of the female population of Las Vegas underground. Ranks are as follows(from highest to lowest):
Scab Cracker
Gash
Fuckbag
Cum Tanker
Drink Tickets
Gas Money.
This rating system is not limited to Las Vegas at all. It is currently being used by all the "Urban Peeps" in Hawaii.
"When we get to the club, lets use the Joker-San Female Rating System. My Gash is on vacation, so I wouldn't mind takin' home a couple of Fuckbags tonight. Or maybe a Drink Tickets or Gas Money if I get too hammered"
24👍 9👎
A murder rate that is high as fuck!
Turf Talk - "The San Jose murder rate speaks for itself."
11👍 54👎
You are rating something 8 out of 8. It relates to u wot m8. M8 means mate read as meight.
Guy one: wow m9 check her out
Guy two: wow I rate 8/8 m8.
7👍 1👎
The amount of time it takes for Norman "Nick" to respond to someone. During verbal conversations, you may ask Norman "Nick" a question or ask for his opinion, usually Norman "Nick" will take a minimum of 30 seconds to respond and sometimes you will be looking for an answer for upwards of a minute. We like to refer to this downtime as Norman "Nick" processing and thinking. If you thought that it might be easier to talk to him over text, you better think again. If you text Norman "Nick", you should be prepared to wait at least a few hours for a response and tbh consider yourself lucky if you get a response at all. It's not like he's busy or anything either, he'll see your message pretty quickly and just come to the conclusion that you don't deserve a timely response.
Ray Naker: Yo slime, you lay pipe when you were in Texas?
*15 seconds later*
Henry: Yo Norman "Nick" , you there? You lay pipe?
*20 seconds later*
Ray Naker: Yo, he might be thinking
*10 seconds later*
Norman "Nick" : Yes
Henry: Shi, that's that Norman Nick response rate
Norman "Nick" : Wtf do you mean, I didn't know what to say
1👍 2👎
Originating in the construction and remodeling trades. The Fuck-on-ability Rating is a measure from 1 to 10 of sturdiness and stability in an installed fixture such as a counter-top, toilet, wall, etc. The sturdiness or stability of the fixture is tested by the act of vigorously fucking upon or against the installed fixture until the fixture either becomes disengaged from its mounted surface or the fucking is completed without structural failure. If the fixture fails at any point during the Fuck-on-ability Rating test procedure, it cannot be re-installed and the project must continue without the failed fixture.
A fucked B on the toilet that was just installed for an hour straight and it is still held tight against the floor without any leaks. It is Fuck-on-able (Fuck-on-ability Rating) of 10.
C fucked D on the countertop that was just installed for less than 30 seconds before it completely ripped out of the wall, sending both C and D to the ground in a filthy admixture of lumber, metal, and shame. The countertop is NOT Fuck-on-able (Fuck-on-ability Rating) of 1. The countertop may not be re-installed and the apartment or house must be completed without a countertop.
8👍 4👎
A method used by pencil dicked virgins to rate women's bodies and looks on a scale of how badly they want to engage in coitus with said unattainable female
Damn! Jennifer Anniston is like 60 and still a total 10 on the 1-10 female rate scale.
34👍 48👎