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A nickname for an alcoholic drink comprised of a wide mixture of hard liquor drinks mixed together into one bottle. Known for it's foul taste, strong smell, and an ability to caused blackouts, vomiting and a rough morning after.
Typically created when there isn't enough liquor in the bottle to use by itself, or, when you really just want to get fucked up that night.
There is no real set recipe for Montezuma's revenge, just mix and match liquors and drink until you feel ready. It's not recommend to attempt to dance after you drank some, despite you feeling the urge too.
"I was drinking some Montezumas revenge man, and good lord was I on the floor at the end of the night."
Party goer 1: "Hey, whats in the bottle?"
Party goer 2: "Itsh someish montezisichmas revenge."
Party goer 1: "The fuck?"
Party goer 3: "He said Montezuma's revenge. You might want to stand back, he's going to puke everywhere in a little bit."
Party goer 2: *PUKE*
Party goer 3: "Remember kids, Montezuma's revenge is no joke. Be careful when you drink it."
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Diarrhea.
A gringo term for getting the runs from visiting Mexico
and being a dumb gringo and drinking the tap water, or eating spicy food...silly gringo...oops I'm a gringo.
Honey do we have any Pepto I just got Montezuma's revenge?
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Irritable Bowel issues caused by ingesting high-fructose corn syrup. HFCS used in many American products thanks to ban on import of Cuban sugar cane.
I was on the toilet all day with Castro's revenge.
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1.Act of dumpee dumping the dumper when the dumpee has got their stuff together no longer needs the dumper and dumper has realize their mistake but it's too late for the dumper.
Dave: Sally's upset with because I dumped her.
Joe: I thought she dumped you.
Dave: Yeah, but it's a revenge dumping.
Joe:She got what's coming.
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Are such a good band, and need to tour the UK!
Spread the word PFR are WOW
Plans For Revenge are fantastic
Burns, Scars, and Memories - one of the bestest albums
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after someone (ie boyfriend or just someone you hate) humiliates or does something (has a row with you, calls you a bitch, etc) to you, get revenge by kissing someone close to them (brother/cousin/best friend).
Me: You know how he was calling me a bitch an' all?
Friend: Yeah
Me: Well I kissed his brother, cousin AND two best friends
Friend: lol, go revenge kissing.
Me: Just between you and me, his second best friend was the best kisser.
His friend: Any time!
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The last episode of a series of movies that George Lucas has released to progressively destroy your human soul. George Lucas created the prequels as a way to take out on the world his failed attempts at makeup sex wit his ex- Maria Lucas
I respectfully axed off my girlfriend and her family just to see Revenge of the Sith this weekend... yub yub!
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