pop a roach

'Roach' is a slang term for marijuana; specifically, when one 'pops a roach,' it's when that person has finished smoking a 'blunt' (marijuana rolled up inside of a piece of paper in smokable form), and all that's left is the very end of it which is too short to smoke w/o burning oneself and too small too hold in the hand anyways (w/o a special pair of tweezers used for just that). So, this 'roach' is popped into the mouth, chewed up, and swallowed.

A roach is prized b/c, after the blunt is smoked, it contains the highest amount of resin of any part of the blunt.

Now that we're almost done smoking this blunt, who's gonna get to pop the roach?

I've never got to pop a roach, b/c my friends always finished the blunt before I got it.

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roach eggs

the ingrown hair follicles on the back of someone's neck that become a puss filled field of skin moguls. This is a direct result of poor hygeine with barbers and beauticians.

Yo, that basement barber aint clean his clippers last time he split my wig. Das why I got these roach eggs in the back of my head now

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cock roach

A roach as big as a cock.

Look at his cock roach!

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kissing the roach

The action of trying to smoke the last smokeable bit of a blunt.

"Don't burn your fingers when you're kissing the roach!"

"Hey man, it's practically a roach now but do you wanna try and kiss it?"

Phat Roach

An overtly mean person who has above average fashion sense.

Man, David really is being a phat roach right now.

Roger Roach

The gone-but-not-forgotten brave space cadet roach.

We have our first space cadet, Roger Roach, launching off into space.

We salute you!

Papa roaching

When someone invites someone out as a "Last Resort" after eveyone else has declined their invite

I can't believe you are papa roaching me right now Chris, i know you've asked the whole crew before me