having sexual relations whereas the man is on top and the woman in on the bottom. thus the root is down
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Fuck her then leave them
So what did you do this weekend. I uh root and boot this chick then watch Netflix
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How you describe a beautiful, lovable mental who can't walk past a tree without climbing it, always has oatcakes in her bag, looks good in a nuns outfit, can recite the Wedding Singer line for line and will always be there for you.
'Whats that in the tree eating oak cakes in a nuns outfit?' 'Oh that's a "Root Pant's"'
'Do you like A Flock of Seagulls' 'No but I can see you do you "Root Pants"' *crunch crunch*
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What you tell someone when:
1. You hate both teams playing in a major sporting event.
2. You don't want to commit to rooting for one team.
Hey Dave, are you rooting for Florida or LSU?
Ugh, I hate both teams. I'm Rooting for the Refs.
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:to engage in sexual intercorse
"I sure would like to lay root to her."
"she needs the root layed."
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