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1. Someone who is a royal (extreme)asswipe; someone who only cares about themself.
2. Someone who is an extreme asshole.
Person 1: Could you help me with the homework?
Person 2: Nah, I don't care.
Person 1: Jeez, you're a royal asswipe.
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A middle-aged man, who has recently gone through a divorce and most likely has children, now decides to fit in with young hipsters to retain his youthful life.
Dude. That one guy over there is too old. He's like a dad trying to fit in with his kids by wearing a Vans and a Paul Frank hoodie. He's totally a Royal Todd.
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Clash Royale is a terrible game that gives you aids and cancers and your hole family dies and everyone you win against will swear against your family good luck and have fun
Clash Royale sucks I am going in to clash of clans
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Ingredients:
Girl
Irish Car Bomb (Guiness, Irish Whiskey, Bailey's)
Weed
You start off getting a bj. you light up the weed (however you prefer), take a hit, do an irish car bomb, then exhale. Boom.
The Ultimate Royal AEPi is the above, but the girl does an ICB and takes a hit.
Hey, you have a good night last night?
Yeah, Jane and I did The Royal AEPi
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A baby from royalty which without a doubt will be lifted high above the balcony while the queen sings ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIFE AND IT MOVES US ALL.
Twitter: You should name the royal baby ____
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The art of sexually stimulating a woman with one's entire hand using a motion similar to that of the British Queen's famous wave. This technique is primarily used for women of the 'looser' variety, i.e those with a sizeable 'welly boot top'.
"Man, I was giving her the royal wave last night and I swear I still didn't hit the sides".
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A royal straight is the HIGHEST hand in poker... Well, at it is according to Element on LS2.com
A K Q J 10 suited... But we're still uncertain if this Royal Straight has to be in a certain order or if you're allowed to rearrange your cards. Ask Element.
"You could play the chips scientifically all night, and still get your ass handed to you on what you assumed was a "safe" hand, and the other guy winds up with a royal straight or something."
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