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unwed sailor

pretentious, without merit, over the hill.

My God, that is one gnarly Unwed Sailor!

by slayerofthepoon September 1, 2008


Silly Little Sailor

Coolest person alive
sails
writes sad poetry

person 1: “Wow, who are they? They look rad
person 2: “Oh theyre both part of the silly little sailor club.”
person 1: “Nice”

by Sillysailorgirl May 3, 2022


Sailor-dave

When a man slaps a woman with a tuna fish, then enters his penis in her tuna box

I gave her a sailor-dave

by Van hoe November 28, 2019


Rockstar Sailor

Someone who races sailboats exceptionally well consistently. Someone who usually jumps on the boat last minute and goes. Rockstar sailors are wanted by everyone to go race on their boat. He or she usually doesn't own their own boat. They are well known by fellow competitors.

That guys Rockstar sailor status! After staying up all night out drinking the other teams under the table and dancing with their girlfriends, he strolls down the dock late with a beer in his hand, his crew waiting on him and finishes 1st in his race.

by Rockstar sailo August 9, 2014


sailor teacher

A person with such a foul mouth or persona that he/she could teach a bunch of sailors a thing or two.

"John is such a sailor teacher! Did you hear that dead baby joke he just told?"

"Lindsey may have been around a few times, but she's no sailor teacher"

by bizzle.jb May 8, 2007


Pencil sailor

An extreme slamming procedure in drug culture. A male who injects drugs, most commonly methamphetamine, into a vein in his penis slang: pencil" to induce a dopamine intoxication trance. To discover "unexplored waters" of the psyche slang: sailor. Considered a ritual by some participants, it is usually followed by immediate intercourse.

Client: How you like getting high?
Money Boy: I like pencil sailors.
Client: Intravenous?
Money Boy: Nods in the affirmative
Client aside: This rent boy is dangerous.

by rethinker May 6, 2019


swimming sailor

when you know you just took a big ass shit! but when you stand to get a peak at it! the toilet is empty?

I am sure that burger will be a swimming sailor in a little while!
say bro! i just a swimming sailor in the john!

by kelsonic247 July 24, 2018