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The process of greeting and farting on a customer simultaneously. An anti-salesman's approach used to make unwanted customers leave.
Fred used the crop sales method to get those people in and out of the store with godspeed.
Strolling through the streets of New Orleans following a hurricane with the sole intent of collecting plastic bead necklaces from past Mardi Gras festivals that have been knocked from the trees by the storm
"Hey, would y'all do me a favor and help repair all this damage to my roof and windows?"
"No, sorry. I was kinda planning on a Mardi Gras Clearance Sale before all the good bead necklaces get taken or thrown away"
A "sale merde" is someone like Edouard Faesch or Xavier Gasser, people who are des sales merdes
Edouard est une sale merde, ca c'est sûr !
Legalized harassment by mail.
I called da local post office and opted out of receiving weekly sales flyers (I almost never buy anything from them, anyway, and I wanted to save on pulp-trees), but I keep getting them anyway; turns out that the USPS always just drops off those ads at every box; they aren't even allowed to "pick and choose" where they deliver those bundles of nonsense.
<.7.9.6.>Sale De La Vidasu Mia Le De Sale<.7.9.7.6>
<.7.9.6.>Sale De La Vidasu Mia Le De Sale<.7.9.7.6>
A sale at a store or market stand where all inventory is discounted to free.
"We're having a robbery sale! Everything is free!"
The act of the taco-selling company, Tacobell, giving sales on their products on Sundays, most commonly throughout the 1850's
I am sad they removed the Tacobell Sunday Sale in 1852.