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Mardi Gras Clearance Sale

Strolling through the streets of New Orleans following a hurricane with the sole intent of collecting plastic bead necklaces from past Mardi Gras festivals that have been knocked from the trees by the storm

"Hey, would y'all do me a favor and help repair all this damage to my roof and windows?"
"No, sorry. I was kinda planning on a Mardi Gras Clearance Sale before all the good bead necklaces get taken or thrown away"

by Captain Useless August 31, 2012


Sale merde

A "sale merde" is someone like Edouard Faesch or Xavier Gasser, people who are des sales merdes

Edouard est une sale merde, ca c'est sûr !

by Hyuwasuto December 2, 2020


sales and cervix

Refers to a “total care and satisfaction” practice whereby da company’s employees bribe customers wif da “ultimate favor” if they will buy said establishment’s products and/or otherwise do business wif said vendor.

Good luck on asking da luscious looker behind da counter of an adult-products store about “sales and cervix” --- just because they do indeed sell dildos and love-dolls doesn’t mean dat da employees themselves will actually provide you wif “da real thing”.

by QuacksO October 8, 2023


Crop Sales

The process of greeting and farting on a customer simultaneously. An anti-salesman's approach used to make unwanted customers leave.

Fred used the crop sales method to get those people in and out of the store with godspeed.

by @5kur August 20, 2012


david sales

A all around asshole to younger siblings and with a average prostate size of 3-4 inches, and has a short temper

Your a fucking David Sales

by My ninja nigga February 15, 2016


queen of sales

A woman entrepreneur with Marketing Skills that will generate profits.

I sold my house with the Queen of Sales Realtor Myesha and it was a breeze.

by Queen Blacc June 12, 2019


Sold Like A Yard Sale

When someone messes up really bad, they sold, like how you sell stuff at a yard sale.

"You sold like a yard sale that last match."

by WringleDaPringle August 29, 2022