arnau salmons

if you are an "arnau salmons", then you are the biggest smoker of tabacco ever existed in earth. You are also one of the thinest person in the universe, and sometimes smoke weed with Bochi. Arnau Salmons is not a bad person though, he is funny and tries to make fun of everything (exept if u call him "Tabac")

-Hi, Arnau Salmons
-Hi, im just rolling a joint, wanna hit this beautiful blunt?
-No, I don't smoke
-Oh okay, hahahaha so funny lmao
-Tabac
-WTF DUDE U SO FCKING RETARDED OMG U ARE A GORDAC

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Awkward Salmon

A phrase used to describe an especially awkward moment in a conversation, accompanied by a rapid-slapping of the inner thighs.

She just walked the walk of shame. Awkward Salmon!

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salmon kebab

where the meat and salad from a doner kebab is inserted between a pair of freshly shaven female labia and eaten with a wooden fork (or plastic, but wood is more normal) - the kebab meat is often accompanied by mint and chili sauce..

i'm gonna serve you up and eat you like a salmon kebab, darling

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happy salmon

A salmon that is between a toasted bun. Vegetables are usually included, mayonnaise is a must.

Who's a happy salmon?

You're a happy salmon for eating the happy salmon sandwich!

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jammin like salmon

When someone is having such a good time (i.e. drinking, dancing, etc.) that the only way he/she can describe it is with rhyme; a derivative of the nonsensical "out like trout"

Mary: "How was the party last night?"
Brad: "It was so much fun. We were jammin like salmon until the cops came. And then we were out like trout."

salmon pudding

Mashed up salmon put in a pudding wink wink

I just love salmon pudding

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Salmon Bowl Eve

A comment written on videos where tik tok user Emily Mariko is preparing a dish using salmon and rice, denoting that she will be making her signature salmon bowl the next day.

Omg you know what that means, it's Salmon Bowl Eve 🧊 🍣🍚