sausage and meatballs

The opposite of a pressed ham. Pressing your penis and scrotum against something or catching an unwilling person to look at it.

D-bag showed the sausage and meatballs a minute ago.

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Italian sausage

A giant boner long and stiff enough that one can see it poking their pants

Jake: Harry, you have an Italian sausage
Henry: What?
Jake: yeah what’s that I see in your pants?
Henry: oh shit!!!

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Cajun Sausage

when a person takes their hand, dunks it in lighter fluid (or any other flammable liquid), and then lights their hand on fire. Then they proceed give someone a handjob.

hey dude it hurts to pee.

oh my god! do u have an std?

no i got a Cajun sausage last night

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sausage knockers

Droopy breasts......tits that drop parallel like sausages hanging off a butchers rail.

Jaysus, did you see the sausage knockers on that 'aul one?

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Battering the sausage

The male art of masturbating

Jon: My mother caught me battering the sausage!
Dave: Shit.

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sausage smoker

someone who sucks penis aka smoking the sausage

hey look at tristan over there, i just think hees a sausage smoker

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sausage sinker

Someone who sinks thier sausage (penis) in another mans asshole.

Fuck sake, John is such a sausage sinker!

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