saw it with my own Larrie eyes

Phrase that is used when Louis and Harry do something loud

The bluegreen lights are real- can confirm- saw it with my own Larrie eyes

Dull saw

When an elderly woman removes her dentures before giving you the best blow job of your life.

I did some yard work for my grandma’s friend Nancy and she rewarded me with a dull saw

the sawed off

Chugging two 375ml bottles of liquor at the same time

“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Sawed Off when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”

military hack saw

While with a chick rub your dick repeatedly on chick's forehead until a red mark appears.

Jorge Gave Mary a Military hack saw while with her the other night.

Pole-saw

To take your dick and lay it flat in between someone’s ass and rub back and forth until you cum.

I had to Pole-saw my girl last night cuz I wanted to cum first.

I once saw the face of God

A poem meme that evokes strong feelings of dorcelessness.

I once saw the face of God. A vast and sudden silence among the noisy heavens.

That evening I dreamt I listened to one side of a conversation I should not have overheard.

I do not watch the stars any more.

I do not look up.

sawed off scrotes

no balls; no guts.

Yeah, he just goes along with it because he has sawed off scrotes.