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Side schlong

When a penis is going down your leg and can be seen.

Peter: "Yo dawg he got side schlong"
Pedro: "Damn dawg that is long and curvy!"

by Tobiki08 May 17, 2022


Hairy schlong

Aka hairy penis

U say to your mom u have a hairy schlong

by eli360098 June 4, 2018


Trumpet Schlong

When one’s penis is flared at the end, somewhat resembling a trumpet or other brass instrument.

“Yo Jack, did you see that?! Fidel’s got mad trumpet schlong!

by Crumbling peen October 17, 2020


instant long schlong

When your Schlong instantly becomes longer than usual, over people in the gender of your personal sexuality.

I saw the biggest tits ever! It definitely gave me an instant long schlong.

by dameyinata December 22, 2013


Ding dong schlong

Another word for a penis

Crap my ding dong schlong took 20 erotic damage

by Fadgy December 9, 2020


Arabian schlong

when one wraps the head of their penis in a turban

man 1. hey what have u been up to?
man 2. yo dude ive just been arabian schlong-ing
man 1. nice
man 2 nice

by DankSpank May 19, 2015


schlong snuggie

term to describe a females sexual organs

its cold in here. how bout you warm me up with that schlong snuggie.

by subtleshadow August 19, 2010