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1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.
Oh, no, here comes Alan David Schlong with that giant microphone, what a schmutz.
When one’s penis is flared at the end, somewhat resembling a trumpet or other brass instrument.
“Yo Jack, did you see that?! Fidel’s got mad trumpet schlong!
The concept that a trap is gay or not gay at the same time until you see the schlong
Do you see that girl over there?
Oh hell no, she might be a guy, I ain't about to get involved with schrodingers schlong
When a penis is going down your leg and can be seen.
Peter: "Yo dawg he got side schlong"
Pedro: "Damn dawg that is long and curvy!"