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Being comparably prone to getting duped/deceived as are da common noisy white-feathered "nature's vacuum cleaner" dat hangs out at da coast. (Can also loosely refer to one's likelihood of naively getting copiously pooped upon by said wing-swishing aerial bombers... well, don't stand underneath a wheeling/hovering flock of said flapper-crappers, Stupid --- da more of dem dat are simultaneously occupying one small parcel of airspace, da more likely dat at least one of dem will need to "spend a penny" during da particular time while they're positioned over your head, and just like those comparably-beautiful-but-also-horridly-raucus-and-filthy Canada geese, they usually don't pay much attention to what's below them whenever they "file their business-papers"!)
Another definition of "seagullable" could be with regards to one's lack of basic forethought or shrewdness when conducting everyday activities around said large opportunistically-watchful morsel-ravenous beach-scavengers... those prominent "Do not leave food unattended --- seagulls will steal it!" signs on the outdoor porch-decks of coastal diners aren't posted there for nothing!
When you’re waiting for your coffee to be made, and there’s a big queue and someone swoops in and takes your coffee because it’s a similar order to theirs.
I ordered a mocha but I think I’ve been seagulled
To eat at a frantic pace, with very little chewing
I barely had time to sit, I just seagulled my lunch between meetings.
When food is brought into a meeting, left in the hallway and non-meeting employees grab little bits as they pass by
What happened to our meeting snacks? The accounting department seagulled them.
when you flex so hard, when no one asked but you proceed to telling them how poor they are. The Size of your Weiner while riding a bobcat. The Leader of ESO's biggest guild and the size of rumbo's enormous cock, if you didn't know then you haven't been rumbo'd yet.
Last week my girl was stroking my rumbo seagull while I was supervising an important meeting, then I proceeded to sack them in the rumbo while driving my bob cat.
Her: wow you deserve a nice rumbo.
Him: Thanks but Im poor and have no experience on an escavator.
When you flex so hard and no one asked, but you proceed to tell everyone they are poor. Name for your Weiner. The owner of the biggest guild in Eso, whose cock is bigger than a bob cat and if you didn't know you haven't been rumbo seagulled yet.
Last week my girl was stroking my rumbo seagull while I was supervising an important meeting, then I proceeded to sack them in the rumbo while driving my bob cat.
Her: wow you deserve a nice rumbo.
Him: Thanks but Im poor and have no experience on an escavator.
When you trick your lady into a threesome by painting your Penis to look like a French Fry and hold it back from your her until she screams like a Seagull, attracting her female friends who as well want the French Fry.
Seagull Frenchfry
I refused to let my wife have my dick until she started Seagull Screaming, her friends were flocking to the bedroom