One of the forbidden sex moves created by shaolin monks who watch too much American baseball.
i was really enjoying myself when all of a sudden he tries a Seattle Super Noodle and then i had uncontrollable multiple gasms
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Another kickass song by Nirvana, this one off their last album In Utero. Is a great example of Kurt Cobain's lyrical genius at work. It was inspired by Francis Farmer, an actor of the 30s and 40s who underwent many hardships.
Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle--
It's so relieving, to know that you're leaving, as soon as you get paid
It's so relaxing, to hear that you're asking, wherever you get your way
It's so soothing, to know that you'll sue me, this is starting to sound the same
I miss the comfort in being sad
In her false witness, we hope you're still with us, to see if they float or drown
Our favorite patient, a display of patience, disease-covered Puget Sound
She'll come back as fire, to burn all the liars, and leave a blanket of ash on the ground
I miss the comfort in being sad
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First have 5 women lay on their backs with their legs outstrectched above them in a v formation then after lubricating ones entire body with KY jelly while naked and semi erect slide across the line of women.
The party was so fierce it had a Seattle slip and slide.
you find a nice girl, you take her home and get to know her. you get to the next step and decide to get into the bedroom, aka your local forest. you take a baseball cap, shit inside it, and put it on her head to assert dominance. then have her shit into it as well and pee inside it (if possible, ejaculate inside as well). this experience WILL bring two lovers closer than ever
Friend 1: Sorry man, I’ve got to go, my gf needs me to do something
Friend 2: Man, ever since you and Ashley did the Seattle Deep Dish you’ve been joined at the hip!
The "Seattle tie" is a game that we probably should have been able to tie, but instead we coughed up a goddamn stupid unforced goal to lose by 1 instead."
We only had to make it through stoppage time to come away with a point and instead we got a Seattle Tie.
It’s when your mouth tastes like a transient just took a dump right square in the middle of your mouth.
Man, I woke up this morning with Seattle mouth!
A Seattle Steamer is when you live in a space with multiple people and only one toliet. If one person is already sitting on toliet and a second person has to move their bowel urgently, that person can sit on the lap of the current occupant of the toliet and commence to poop.
Hurry up and finish pooping otherwise you ar gonna get a Seattle Steamer