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One of the tens of thousands alternate sayings of masturbating your morning erection
"How often are you Shaving The Morning Wood?"
"Every Other Day"
The polar opposite of No Shave November.
In response to negative reactions to women doing No Shave November, some men began to protest by shaving their entire bodies for a month - All Shave November.
Man 1: Dude, did you shave your arms?
Man 2: Yep. And my legs, my chest, my ass, etc.
Man 1: Why?
Man 2: All Shave November
When a girl shaves just the top of her pubic hair so it doesn't show above her bikini bottom.
Girl 1: "Come on Skyrim! They're already at the beach!"
Girl 2: "Wait! I forgot to shave last night, I can't go!"
Girl 1: "Just do some tan line shaving!"
Girl 2: "Great idea!"
The act of shaving a man's scrotum.
Cheryl: what did you do last night?
Geena: well, Bill and I we had wild sex.
but before I told him I am shaving your purse!
Don't Shave December follows the same rules as no shave November, just in December.
Yo it's Don't Shave December, don't shave.
when you order 6 mcnuggets but get 4 instead.
wow im all shaved up guys they only gave me four mcnuggets.
what bill wurtz does when feeling very aesthetic
oh nothing I was just shaving my piano