phantom shitter

Mysterious beings responsible for shitting in random places. Phantom shitters start out as people who experiment with shitting beside toilets in their local wal-marts. The phantom shitter finds this to be thrilling, and quickly migrates to better shitting grounds.

A phantom shitter often targets dressing rooms, clothing rings, and wal-mart drinking fountains.

Once a phantom shitter reaches the boss level, he or she may begin shitting on shopping mall floors.

Clever phantom shitters will secure jobs as janitors or security guards. This gives them access to shitting locations like no other. Cash machines, shoe boxes, supervisors desks, furniture, xbox 360 disk drives, the list goes on.

guy: I found a pile of green shit in the center of a clothing ring at JC penny.

guy2: phantom shitter strikes again!

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Phantom Shitter

(Noun)Legendary Sailor with a unnatural ability to shit anywhere, anytime with no remores for person or property, especially the person that has to clean up. Also, known as the Phantom Wizzer or Pisser

1. "The Phantom Shitter stuck again. This time on the Commanding Officer's desk."

2. "This coffee taste like piss!"

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shitter hitter

When a guy has a fetish to nail chicks in shitter stalls.

Scary Taves is a serious shitter hitter!

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shitter talker

Some one who is either too rude or who thinks they are too busy to hang up the phone while they are taking a shit. Normally a YUPPY who drives a foreign car.

I was in taking a leak and some shitter talker was planning to meet his "bud" for drinks while he was dropping the cosby kids off at the pool.

I went in to the men's room to get rid of some beer and some shitter talker was giving an update while he was sitting on the comode.

Would that shitter talker shut up? I can't here myself piss.

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ass shitter

noun. Someone who shits asses therefore making them and extremely retarded, dumbshit, douche-bag.

Why don't you shut the fuck up you stupid fucking Ass shitter!

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Grill Shitter

1. /n/ One who shits in grills.

2. Patrick.

Hey, what's that smell? OH DEAR CHRIST. WHO WOULD DO THAT? WHY, GOD, WHY, WHY, WHY?

Hey, what's all the racke - Oh my god. Did someone invite a grill shitter?

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Shitter sweep

licking the balloon knot; analingus; tonguing the shitter

synonyms: salad tossing

Theis babe bent my knees behind my head and performed a shitter sweep on me.

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