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The "izzle" or "izzo" lingo was a direct rip-off of influential 80's hip-hop band (real hip-hop not that J-Lo/Ja Rule shyte) U.T.F.O. Now it has become a fun way for normal people to mock the bullshit ghettoization of American culture.
Anyone who listens to Jay-Z or P. Puff Diddy Daddy Coombs can sizzle my dizzle, nizzle.
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Also referred to as the A.S.T., this object of heinous hiney pleasure involves delicately shitting into a magnum condom so that you have a good six to eleven inches of fecal matter, tying the rubber off at the end, and freezing it. After six hours you remove the now rigid rod o' pleasure, peel away the latex shell to reveal the A.S.T. in all its glory. Good for all manner of vagtastic, anal, and oral play, the A.S.T. will provide hours of fun for the whole family.
Vary your diet during the days prior to the initial condom-filling in order to change the texture. We have found eating nothing but sweet corn salsa and french fries produces an A.S.T. with a great balance of sturdiness and texture.
After that last final I feel like somebody reamed me with an Alaskan Shizzle-Twizzle.
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Hip-Hop slang for "I'm a white kid with no identity so I'll try being black this week"
When Brucie told his mommy "Hey Bitch, I'm da shizzle!" she wondered if she should stop voting for Democraps!
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Tyrone: You goin to that party tonight, sucka?
Stanley: Why, for shizzle my nizzle!
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A phrase made by rappers who weren't creative enough to think of a solid rhyme
Dang...shizzle my nizzle dawg.
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A shortened version of fo' shizzly my nizzle.
Fo' shizzle, my nizzle, cos I gots to go sizzle.
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that was off the chains really good or very nice
that car is off the hizzle for shizzle
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