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(adj)
suicidal, having lost all hope. Usually used in the negative.
"Sorry to hear about your gf. and losing your job. Are you ok?
-don't worry it's not like I'm shopping for a noose."
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To go specifically in search of other bros with the intention of making them your new bros.
"Hey brosef, I just went brocery shopping. Meet Anthony and Travis."
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A thing, situation, or person that both sucks and blows (i.e., REALLY sucks). Named after the shop-vac vacuum cleaner, which can be set to either draw air in or push it out.
"I hate my job, my boss is a total shop-vac."
"You had to eat tofu hotdogs because she's a vegan? What a shop-vac!"
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Elite trolling syndicate formed in the aftermath of the destruction of TNC.
I was so happy that I got to join Morshu's Shop.
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Someone who’s constantly on websites looking at stuff to buy but never buys anything.
Person 1: Hey what you doing.
Person 2: Just looking at some shoes on ebay.
Person 1: Why? You know you don't have any money to buy anything.
Person 2: I know! I'm just web shopping.
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Too self-conscious to enter a shop for fear of embarassment because it's too 'cool', too bright, or that you may break something.
She went to enter the shop, but suddenly became Shop Shy and performed a u-turn in the brightly flood-lit doorway when she realised all the staff were standing still and staring at her, ready to pownce and ask her lots of questions.
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Tom: You want to go to shoe shop soon?
Mark: ye I got loads money throw away
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