No Stank Shoulder Shank

When a girls pussy smells so bad, you have to fuck her in the armpit

(Guy 1) - "Did you make it with that stupid slut last night?"
(Guy 2)- " Yeah... wish I didn't. I had to No Stank Shoulder Shank her, because her cunt smelled like old Asparigus covered in shit."
(Guy 1)- "I like asparigus"

cunt, armpit, pussy, skank

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reverse shoulder ride

When a man picks a woman up in front of him and places her legs over his shoulder while performing cunninlingus.

Ray J gave Kim a reverse shoulder ride

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Chip on your shoulder

To hold a grudge or grievance that is often brought forward to provoke a dispute

"Well you once said ..........."
"Dude remove the chip on your shoulder ....and shove it up your ass"

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Standing on the shoulders of giants

A famous quote said by Isaac Newton which means to use the intellectual capability or capacity that major thinkers (have) use (d).

If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.

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Shoulder whore

Someone who's shoulders are often used as a pillow, with or against his or her will.

Mike: "Hey Becca, I'm putting my head on your shoulder!"
Betty: "Yeah, me too!"
Becca: "Not again!"
Mike: "Too bad, you're our shoulder whore."

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Chip on both shoulders

Person holding an extensive grudge. From chip on one's shoulder.

"Whatever you do, don't bring up the lawsuit. He has a chip on both shoulders about that. You'll never hear the end of it!"

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butt on (one's) shoulders

1) the difficult and awkward bodily position wherein one's gluteus maximi are situated above one's trapezoids

2) a less vulgar and more socially acceptable synonym for "head up (one's) ass"

"I'm not inclined to continue this conversation until I hear that distinctive popping sound that will indicate to me that you've successfully removed your butt from your shoulders!"….

"Yeah, they've all got their butts on their shoulders down there at Bridgeport!"…

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