Term used to describe unattractiveness.
"You see that broad man she looked like she came fourth place in a shovel fight"
going down on OR eating out a bitch, or as some ignorant individuals call them, a female.
Yo man, my jaw is fuckin' SORE from tongue shoveling the FUCK ditch all night!!!
To tell someone to have a good meal, instead of "have a good lunch", etc.
"Hey, I'm going to eat with a friend."
"word em up on the shovel!"
The act of eating a popsicle and using the popsicle stick to scoop out that last bit of feces that won’t release from your sphincter.
Another hot day, sweaty asscheek dump. I noticed a bit too late that not only was I on my last roll of toilet paper but I was actually down to the last three squares. Time for a poopy butt waddle to the freezer for a hillbilly hot day shit shovel!
Have a lady friend or guy friend shit on the floor or any clean surface. Pour an Irish Car Bomb on it and shovel it into your gullet with a spoon.
Did you see Travis eat Amanda’s Irish Mud Shovel off that dirty floor? How nasty to use such a dirty floor.
The action of using one's tongue to root around in a smelly anus. The tongue usually accumulates butt fucking residue left behind from rigerous anal sex.
Dude, you tongue shovel her stink ditch after dippin in her basement last nite.
To give someone a hard time or a lot of attitude.
I hate him! Every time he sees me, he tries to stick a shovel up my ass.