Beating a man to death with a shovel

A mistake commonly made by gardeners who can't tell a client from their garden.

Onlooker: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BEATING A MAN TO DEATH WITH A SHOVEL?

Gardener: What man?

fourth place in a shovel fight

Term used to describe unattractiveness.

"You see that broad man she looked like she came fourth place in a shovel fight"

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Tongue shoveling the fuck ditch

going down on OR eating out a bitch, or as some ignorant individuals call them, a female.

Yo man, my jaw is fuckin' SORE from tongue shoveling the FUCK ditch all night!!!

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word em up on the shovel

To tell someone to have a good meal, instead of "have a good lunch", etc.

"Hey, I'm going to eat with a friend."
"word em up on the shovel!"

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Irish mud shovel

Have a lady friend or guy friend shit on the floor or any clean surface. Pour an Irish Car Bomb on it and shovel it into your gullet with a spoon.

Did you see Travis eat Amanda’s Irish Mud Shovel off that dirty floor? How nasty to use such a dirty floor.

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hillbilly hot day shit shovel

The act of eating a popsicle and using the popsicle stick to scoop out that last bit of feces that won’t release from your sphincter.

Another hot day, sweaty asscheek dump. I noticed a bit too late that not only was I on my last roll of toilet paper but I was actually down to the last three squares. Time for a poopy butt waddle to the freezer for a hillbilly hot day shit shovel!

tongue shovel her stink ditch

The action of using one's tongue to root around in a smelly anus. The tongue usually accumulates butt fucking residue left behind from rigerous anal sex.

Dude, you tongue shovel her stink ditch after dippin in her basement last nite.

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