Shrek's Nest

A bowl packed first with the finest tobacco leaf then packed with top shelf medical marijuana.

"Yo tryna hit a couple phat shrek's nests with the bois later on?"

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shrek ass

shrek ass
a person with a oversized and ugly ass thats way too big, just like shrek's. The person is often a male and has big hips

That dude was changing in the locker room and everyone could see his shrek ass.

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sex shrek

A disparaging nickname given to a partner who endlessly cajoles and nags you to take that little blue pill when they want “it” which feels like always.

Yes I would most certainly classify her as a A-1 sex shrek, I have even caught her sneaking my Vitamin V into my dinner!

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shrek's dick

the most beautiful thing to ever exist.

hey, have you seen shrek's dick?
hell yeah man
HEHEHEHEHEH

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shreks piss

While ‘smoking up’ with the lads and you get the munchies and decide to order McDonalds, a banana milkshake is known as Shrek’s piss

Jake asked Jay to order him twenty chicken nuggets and shreks piss from Mac D’s

Abu shrek

Some guy on discord who thinks he is shrek's dad

'Did you know Abu shrek got banned?'
'Again?!'

Shrek Screwdriver

A type of alcoholic drink, containing equal parts UV Blue vodka and OJ.
The mix of the blue vodka and orangy-yellow OJ makes a wonderful Shrek Green.
Hope you enjoy

Guy "Hey you want a Shrek Screwdriver?"
Other guy "Wouldn't have it any other way!"