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The act of lubeing up a cat and throwing it in the air then spreading you ass and hoping it dosent land on your balls
The slippery kitty turned out night into an adventure
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The act of having sex with the woman on top and she squirts on you aiding for lubrication and stimulation.
"Can you make it squirt?"
"Yeah I can make it real wet."
"Good i'll give you the ol' slippery earlobe."
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The act of running into someone whos bending over with a broom or other long stick on your head, the word originates from the military
Friend 1: hey johnny is bending over, lets slippery rhino him
Friend 2: sure, pass me that broomstick
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A douchey guy who will insert his bone into anything with tits. This includes but is not limited to fat chicks, grenades, cougars, gmilfs, and even transsexuals.
Yo dude my tinder date turned out to be a fuckin land whale, but I pulled a Slippery Steeve and nailed her anyway.
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Lubricating a women's inner thighs and having sex with them as the woman holds her legs together (like a mermaid)
She was on her period, it wasn't my birthday so anal was out of the question, and her breasts were not large enough to effectively titty f*ck, so I helped myself to a slippery mermaid.
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When within a mode of transport fitted with a toilet, and are unfortunate enough to slip/trip over while urinating causing a self inflicted golden shower.
Oh fuck, I tell you what lads, when that bus driver entered that roundabout I almost had a Slippery Jimmy.
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In a team or pair... one person strips down and lubes up.. the rest of the team/other has to try and catch the 'Slippery Pig' ... winner mounts the pig.
Hey guys.. want to play slippery pig.
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