Pole smoker

Special female "dancers" who do their "work" while hanging on to/playing with a brass pole that extends from
floor-to-ceiling, and provide an outstanding "smokin'” good, sensual, exotic performance...

That blonde with the big boobs was really a good
Pole smoker.

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pirate smoker

one known to smoke the sausage on a regular basis. (see bryce s.)

bryce s. is certified as a professional pirate smoker

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Pole smoker

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

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Sloppy Smoker

A phrase used amongst smokers, a person who is a sloppy smoker is one who lacks smoking etiquette. Commonly refered to as a "Double S" or an "S.S."

"Hey can I light your blunt!"

"Woah! someones being a double S.(Sloppy Smoker)"

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butte smoker

One who enjoys toking the occasional asshole.

Damn, Billy, you sure do put those butte smoker's to shame when you puff shit balls!

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poll smoker

one who gives blow jobs

Man danny is such a poll smoking faggo

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Smoker's Cough

A sexual act whereby a woman performs oral sex on a man, retaining his semen in her mouth upon ejaculation. She then sticks her nose in another menstruating woman's vagina, proceeding to hock a loogie of menstrual blood and semen into her mouth.

Hey Ma! Sis is on 'er period! It's time for the bi-monthly smoker's cough!

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