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the act of sitting at a lunch table or other gathering amongst friends and standing up and throwing a fork while quoting a skill from an online video game that nobody will admit that they play in open conversation
"Yo did you hear what Adam did"?
"Yeah he spear of lightninged the fork at lucnh"
"How crazy was that"
"He was like a swaggavirgin unleashed"
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LIGHT OF MY LIFE
MY FREAKING IDOL
YES!!! (with elbow action)
Im a slave for you
Your OUTRAGEOUS
common....hit me baby one more time
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The act of driving with a child on your lap.
Having an ugly ass hairdo.
Person: Yo, did someone have an accident up there?
You: Yeah, that bitch pulled a Britney Spears!
Or:
You: Did you get a haircut?
Person: Yeah, they gave me a fucking Britney Spears!
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A fucked up skank who dances around half naked to make money because everyone in the world is starting to hate her because she shaved her head
Look at that skank over there! It must be a Brittany Spears!
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A term used to describe a sex-kitten/singer whom I would love to tame.
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To insert a 'spear' into a 'whale'.
Damn I speared that whale
Spear the whale Steve!
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Brittany Spears was once (many years ago) the hottest celebrity on the face of the earth. But as of November 2007 she is the baldest, ugliest, stupidest mother alive. Which unfortunately means... She is no longer the Brittany Spears we all used to love. :(
Do we all remember the day when she was so cute and had albums with little flowers on it...And her clothes...?
Well what do the albums have now? Ehhh... Strippers...Skanks... black loinclothes... you know... really sick stuff.
Is this the kind of behavior we encourage in young souls? Well, the answer is... no other than... yes. And why? well, i dont exactly know... maybe some body should ask Brittany Spears's point of view because i am completely at a loss of words, but obviously she knows what she's doing so...
So think about this the next time you turn on a jam of Brittany Spears... And ask your self... Is this what the world will be made of in ten years???... or so...
Six years ago:
Dude: Hey man, how hot is Brittany Spears in her new album? I pretty much wanna bone her...
Other dude: Yeah she's pretty hot.... but your a perv.
Nowadays:
Dude: Brittany Spears is gaining weight and wearing things that are ugly and too small... its pretty gross...although i would still bone her...
Other Dude: Yeah man, shes so gross. She makes me want to vomit all over your face. Oh, and your still a perv.
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