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A Spicy John is when you drop an epic dump out of your third butthole. The third butthole only appears when one has been awoken through years of exclusively boofing psychedelics and watching The Fountain on repeat and absolute copious amounts of weed until entire enlightenment. The Spicy John is ridding your earthly vessel of any literal secular shit holding you down.
My friend went to Cochella and said he took a Spicy John in the portapotty after Ariana Grande's set... but I don't really believe his wokeness.
When you meet a "girl" who you really fancy but when you take her to your house, you find out that she is a he. At first, you think you're getting nice, sweet cake but in the end, it's extremely spicy.
Kyle seems to be into that girl but all he's getting is spicy cake tonight.
That girl is hot but I feel like she's just a slice of spicy cake.
This guy is really into me but wait until I give him a dish of spicy cake.
The origins of “Spicy Iguana” came from Godzilla. Man, Godzilla is just a spicy iguana. It’s is now more commonly used as a term of platonic love for a person. Someone who despite getting on your nerves or fights will still be your best friend. 🔥 🦎
“That’s my spicy iguana”
When you dip all 8 fingers in hot sauce, put 2 in her vagina, 2 in her butt, 2 in her mouth, and and one in each nostril
“How did last night go with Kim?” “It was going really well, but I got excited after dinner and gave her the spicy octopus, she wouldn’t talk to me after that”
Spicy cocaine is when you shave of the head of a match stick, light it on fire, while its on fire snort it
Dude i tried doing some spicy cocaine yesterday and it fucked up my nostrils
When you stick hot sauce packets into your girl's asshole and proceed to slap her cheeks together.
SpitDaddy38: I made a mess when I did a spicy geyser on my gf last night.
The freedom your pitts get after wearing Old Spice Komodo.
Person A: Man your pitts smell like exoctic winds and spicy freedom.
Person B: Yeah, i'm using Old Spice Komodo