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When you put ice cubes inside your partners orafice (anus or vagina) and pee inside of it to thaw the ice.
Dude I totally spring thawed that guy I met on Grindr last night.
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A small town in which any liberal hippy is accepted with loving and open arms. Shoes are not only not necessary but are also a frowned upon accessory for residents (even school teachers find it unnecessary to wear shoes on occasion). Police forces do a great job however residents are confused why the officers pull them over for doing illegal things.
Yellow Springs is a place that will destroy any conservative who steps foot in the town. Fox News is basically banned from the town because of its supposedly biased news reporting.
Basically Yellow Springs is the place to go if you find yourself in a position where you're craving smelling like marijuana while you walk around with dirty scratched up feet judging any individual that you walk by.
"Hey man! You know any good places I can try and sell these cool Jordan's?"
"I dont know man, but I can tell you Yellow Springs isn't the place..."
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To void the bowels, expel a turd or the like. To defecate. Of military origin, the phrase refers to the process of taking the strain off the spring system in one's rifle. The similarity is drawn to the subsequent release of energy and altogether more relaxed feeling afterwards.
"2 Section. Your patrol was due to start 2 minutes ago. Why are you still here?" - "Jimmy had to away and ease springs. We'll be off shortly, sir"
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A city in Maryland, bordering the District of Columbia. It is basically a place where you can meet your friends and maybe grab some food from Chipotle or Noodles & Company before you do something interesting...SOMEWHERE ELSE.
K: Hey, I'm on my way from Takoma Park.
A: I'm in Wheaton on the train.
K: Wanna meet in Silver Spring for food before going to the ____ in ____?
A: Sure! I'll be there in a few.
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1. A lame spring break because one cannot afford to travel anywhere interesting.
2. A disfunctional, ruined, and thus "broken" spring break.
No classes, but this week looks more like spring broke than spring break.
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1) When someone gives up masterbating for lent, as soon as Easter hits...its like a snow storm of cum.
2) Someone masterbates for so long that there penis starts to chafe so badly that skin flakes fall off. Spring snow is the act of accuratley shedding the skin in your dads mouth after you knock out his memory with roofies.
Hey dad, I think you have dry lips...
No son its just skin flakes from a Spring Snow
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It is the act of dropping the soap while a leprechaun proceeds to run through your legs hitting your test tickles. Which have been painted gold yelling, “there magically delicious ”.
Hey little laddie, wanna pull off the ole Irish Spring?
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