Square fart

a fart so painful it must have had sharp corners like a square.

Mike: ouch!!
Phil: what?
Mike: I just dropped a square fart, it really hurt.
Phil: suss...

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nerd-square

The quality of simultaneously being a nerd and a square. In many cases, a nerd-square is a square as a result of excessive nerdiness.

"Hey, are you going to the party tomorrow?"

"No, I'm going to stay home and study quantum physics while watching Sarah Palin's cooking show."

"What a nerd-square..."

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p squared

Penis and a paycheck

It's a reason why women stay in their unfulfilling relationships. When your husban ticks you off, remind yourself that he has p squared. If you are satisfied with the quality of his penis and his paycheck, then you can tolerate the rest of the crap.

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W squared

i.e WW - Window Worthy

Used to describe attractive people who are worthy of sitting in the windows of restaurants and bars to attract customers.

(to be read in a french accent)
<waiter 1> Ah Jean Pierre, zeez sree ladies are veray attracteev.
<waiter 2> Oui, so zey are. Zey are how you say? Window Worzee.
<waiter 1> Tres bien.

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Square Beezie

A square ass bitch that isn't down for the cock.

Square Beezie or should i say hutch, quit playing games hoe you play too much.

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fuckin square

A two steppin moist ass double crossing bitch.
Or a scip scoppin scally wag hoe.

Dylan Orban is a fuckin square for that bullshit he was pullin last night. shit.

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kennett square

a kickass little town in southeast pa, on the delaware border. the highschool is composed of about 1/2 hispanics and 1/2 everyone else. we just got a football team

kennett square pennslyvannia, most of our best athletes end up at sallies

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