When you say something so cringey and disgusting yet you feel nothing about the person that you have wronged.. it gives the rest of us shivers. This is how we stare back at you.
Him: She looks fantastic absolutely gorgeous picture perfect so fine with everything in the rite places... alright alright alright
Us: *Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*
Two women have a staring contest while another woman will fart directly at their faces (mostly with her bare butt sticking out), the main point of the game is to not get distracted by the smell.
"Sally and Melissa were playing Stinky Staring the another day"
"Oh really? Who won?"
"Kathy, she ate too much Taco Bell for lunch"
"No wonder why the living room smells like rotten eggs"
A term used to describe when a person, most likely with a history in fine arts, stares at a person for an uncomfortably long amount of time, and may even appear angry. In reality they are squinting at a person's features trying to figure out their proportions, without realizing that they are doing so.
Person A: "Mr. G kept staring at me yesterday, I think I'm in trouble."
Person B: "He does that to everyone, he has 'Artist Stare syndrome."
When a non-chocolate person stares at a chocolate person in wonderment/lust/sexual curiosity.
Girl 1: I always catch him staring at me. I'm like "why are you looking at me all the time?!"
Girl 2: "Oh he's giving you the chocolate stare. He's curious."
Another way to say that someone is daydreaming.
I thought he was lookin' at me, but he was just staring into the deep blue.
Sherlock Stare is when you open you stare at someone and open your mouth so much that your lips start to tear. Sherlock Stare is done when you encounter a moment that you will say "No Shit, Sherlock" to someone. Also this works as a ragebait as well. This kind of staring is required for 4 dimensional flicker raping as well. When Sherlock Stare and jumping is done at the same time, you may ascend to fjordglimping. Sherlock Stare is close to Gorping too.
Ragebait usage;
Omar: Yo bro, what's 9+10?
Cain: 21. *Starts doing Sherlock Stare*
Normal usage;
Jamal: Yo mate 2+2 is 4 right?
Ethan: *Sherlock Stare*
Sherlock Stare is when you stare at someone and open your mouth so much that it starts to tear. It's used when you encounter a situation where you will say "No shit, Sherlock". It may also be used as a ragebait. This method is required for 4 dimensional raping as well. When done while jumping you may ascend to fjordglimping. Gorping is another variation of the Sherlock Stare.
Ragebait usage;
Omar: Yo bro, what's 9+10?
Cain: 21. *Sherlock Stare*
Normal usage;
Jamal: Yo mate, 2+2 is 4 right?
Ethan: *Sherlock Stare*